Welcome to St. Luke
United Methodist Church
606 Santa Fe Pike
Columbia, TN
931-388-6410
Sundays @ 11:00 am
Sunday School @ 9:45
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Quotes of Wisdom
If you cannot make yourself into what you desire, how can you expect to make another according to thy liking”....(paraphrase of Thomas A’Kempis, author of The Imitation Christ)
If we don’t learn to transform our pain, we will transmit it.....Richard Rohr
Count it all joy, my brothers,[a] when you fall into various temptations, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance. Let endurance have its perfect work, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing....James 1:2-4
Church Bulletin Bloopers
"Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church"
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"If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly."
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"Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter."
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"Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance."
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"The missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the Way from Africa."
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